oh what fun it is to kill someone and end up in jail



please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

You are not white for liking rock music

You are not white for speaking Corporate Approved Vernacular English

You are not white for rock climbing/skateboarding/etc

You are not white for not subscribing to white supremacy’s notion of Blackness.


"nah we can’t have female leads or characters of colour or gay characters or else our show will bomb"




Low budget R&B videos be like …

  • Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
  • Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
  • Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.

The Bible foretells two Witnesses. You and I must remain together if there is any hope of victory. The only risk, Lieutenant, is in leaving you behind.  insp. by (x)


sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested


Jake wanted to play “All The Things Your Man Won’t Do” by Joe so bad…

Can’t you see we’re tying to have an awkward conversation?